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2-The cave of pain.
Let's see, piltrafilla, do you really think you can be gothic without
have a dark room where only lie, tortured and away from worldly happiness? Ntchs. The first thing to do is to buy six or twelve posters of El Cuervo, that from now should be your movie fetish. Then, buy two of Nightmare Before Christmas, Tim Burton. If possible choose the most tortured. Then grab a picture of Luis Royo, possibly, the most tortured and dark meet. Now on to the bed if you could buy a coffin, you would be the most in. Also, do not have to make a bed having. But if you do not have one, give death to the sheets of animals that you compsma. You know, to Betty Page. And if you have Parkinson's, you do another friend of those who have but do not get full. The black hair has to be natural. We recommend several brands of natural black or Loreal Garnier. Because you're worth. And you shun the sun, your skin must be white, 'cause it's clear that you will die young and leave a beautiful corpse, although life expectancy in your country
is 70 years. MUST BE THIN, fishnet stockings because if not make you look like a sausage of Darkness. We know that beauty is inside, but you are gothic, it does not bother you. Okay, now let's for the slopes: * To be Satan's Concubine: Requires long hair and lewd, but the wigs are also valid. Choose anyica, but get out of certain fees, usually short hair, shaved, mediobakalístico, with or without ridge crest, with or without ashtray ashtray, the colors you want, but always loud, but preferably black or platinum. Choose clothing decántate semiMatrixeras or punk in the vein as Avril Lavigne, which is very radical. Kilts, torn fishnets, safety pins and the occasional patch of "The Exploited". You do not know who they are, but Tallers two hard sell. Black circles Píntate good, well highlighted, and eyebrows have to go completely shaved, like your neighbor's concubines of Satan. Choose fabrics such as neoprene or leather. And now the kids. The first thing you must do is undergo a complete hair removal. Yes
spectrum. You should also keep you slim, because the Auschwitz Look hits hard times.
When dressed, you can choose between: Interview with the Vampire look and Look Edward Scissorhands. * For an interview: Your hero should be or Lestat or Louis, or Armand, or whatever, but always with a romantic and decadent. Decántate with elegant ruffled shirts, which will give the air of both persecuting Romanian gypsy. Coats should be long, black frock-cut similar to the eighteenth century. It would be great midieras two meters, but if you're not so lucky, you can use such platforms as cool black sold three hundred buckles. If you are poor, tie two stools. * To be an Scissorhands: Your style rem. But of course you need to surround yourself with jerks to see how distressing it is their mediocrity and how far are you from it. To be a good Gothic, you must immediately forget that you're hetero. You're bisexual. A mother does not like knowing that your child is going, but she does not understand. Do not understand your eternal search for love and lust does not distinguish between
whistles and flutes. And then there's so fashionable to be a / a lustful / a perverse / a...Además, guys love lesbians. So the Gothic are in luck. In every way. If, however, still preserves some of that boring Christian morality, will seek a co-coffin in the opposite sex. VERY IMPORTANT: YOU MUST BE AS GOTHIC. If not, you understand how terribleand destination? "Who do you pin the black kohl for you to paint the eyes?. Someone non-Gothic can not. So get yourself one of yours, and when your anniversary, make a blood pact to symbolize your eternal love 4 months ago. Gift crosses, black roses and a Living Dead Doll is essential.
5-Your unique and personal preferences:
are so personal and that only profess themselves all the gothic world. Thank goodness. We give you a detailed list
not to miss. "Your favorite movies have to be The Crow, Nightmare Before Christmas, Nosferatu, Coppola's Dracula, Freaks and any other movie that illustrates the search for the transcendent and the dolpassionate and cruel pain, mmm, it's so typical of a tortured nature as yours ... The more leather and more paraphernalia better. You're not no wimp. If anyone asks, say it is the "highest expression of pain and denial." If in doubt, consult the dictionary of the RAE. "You're Gothic. No more summer holidays in Benalmadena. "Do you want to get tan or what? And of course, want to hold you to your mother. Note: To be cool, you have to say "My mom" not "my mother", because it indicates that relationship to be so mediocre that you have raised. -Drawing voodoo dolls, puppets of ineffable burtoniano style. Obviously you draw like ass and originality did not come to your lot, but who cares? You just want to convey this deep pain
